Eschew Obfuscation Advocate Cognizability Oxymoron Watch
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If you enjoy oxymorons, you'll enjoy telling time with this English language humor watch featuring a pair of oxymorons. Impress yourself and others with your language ability with this "Eschew Obfuscation Advocate Cognizability" watch. Means to "make clear" in the most twisted, obscure terminology possible. Timeless watch for any language lover who loves to be clear via being obscure!