I'm So Hungry, My Apatite is a 5 (Dark) T-Shirt
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The text reads "I'm so hungry, my apatite is a 5," and features a green cartoon model of the crystal structure of the mineral apatite. For those not as mineralogically-inclined, the pun is that "apatite" sounds like "appetite," and that the mineral apatite ranks 5 on the Mohs hardness scale. Crystal shape drawn based on sketches from Perkins and Henke, 2004.