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The Loch Ness Monster. This thing DEFINITELY exists. I actually know someone who knows someone who knows someone who feeds it wagon wheels DAILY. It loves a tasty snack (it's Scottish so, y'know..). Delivered to Earth by Aliens flying in Pyramids, it possesses mystical powers - primarilly the 'cloak of invisibility' which it uses constantly. Much to the frustration of American Tourists.. Bless 'em.