You're 50 Birthday Card
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Here's a birthday card for all your in-denial friends. Fully customizable by age, it has white lettering on black background. The text starts with, "You're 50!" and continues by arguing with itself: "No, I'm not. Yes, you are." Inside is a comment on the space-time continuum. Be sure to get a nice gift for the recipient of this card to take their mind off reality! Copyright Gail Storrs 2011.