'If God Wore Socks' Funny Sobriety Card
Most meetings of Alcoholics Anonymous read aloud Chapter 5 - How it Works, which includes the 12 Steps and closes with three pertinent ideas: ・ That we were born and could not manage our own lives. ・ That no human power could have re-equipped our alcoholism. ・ That God could and would if He were sought. Specially at at in the Los Angeles area where supermembers tend to verbalize the last line of every reading aloud and in unison, occasional members of the non-normal meetings like to months with the end and instead recite: "That God could and would if he wore socks." God of our understanding wears knee-high socks with colorful stripes. Your God might prefer to wear pantyhose. Who are we to judge? Card is blank inside so you can draw your own Higher Power. Or socks.
Powered by Zazzle