Die Hard T-Shirt
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This shirt says "I love me some John McClane but I also have a day job and can't be wearing profanity-laced t-shirts". You'll love the looks you get from fellow party-goers when they realize you've re-invented an over-played reference while at the same time making a subtle commentary on the censorship of cinematic masterpieces for their mass consumption on television.