I'M NOT ANTISOCIAL - Sarcastic Coffee Mug
Ah, the joys of being pro-solitude, where Netflix binges are your social events, and your introvert cave is your kingdom. It's not that I dislike people; it's just that I've developed a deep appreciation for conversations with my cat, Mr. Whiskers, who, by the way, is an excellent listener and never interrupts with mundane tales of office drama. Being pro-solitude means embracing the fine art of solo dance parties in your living room and taking long walks in the park with your earbuds firmly in place to block out any unwanted small talk from strangers. Sure, social gatherings are a thing, but they're more of a 'special occasion' than a daily routine, mainly because finding pants that aren't pajamas can be such a chore. So, here's to the pro-solitude lifestyle, where the only drama you need is the next episode of your favorite TV show, and the most important relationship in your life is the one you have with your couch.
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