Frodo Baggins for President Button
In a recent U.S. Supreme Court argument about the Electoral College, Justice Clarence Thomas asked: “Could the elector who had promised to vote for the winning candidate suddenly say, you know, I'm going to vote for Frodo Baggins. I really like Frodo Baggins.†Inspired by his mention in the highest court in the land and after extended conversations with advisors, FRODO BAGGINS has decided to throw his Ring into the hat. The Baggins team has announced today organization of the FRODO FOR PRESIDENT campaign. Baggins is running as the leader of the Unexpected Party ticket and pledges changes to “Make Middle Earth Great Again.†Baggins promises to bring empathy and compassion for others, his selfless dedication to the greater good, and his proven ability to accomplish difficult tasks.
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