Customize this Octoberfester Fester T-shirt
Sure yer uncle what werked out to the genetic engineerin' plant had his own Octobear. He raised it up from a cub when it showed up to his cabin door one mornin' back in the roarin' '90s. His OctoBear which he named Fester, no relation, also drank the beers, but he always drank responsible like. He never had more'n four. He wus a great ol' OctoBear that Fester wus. He come up with the best gags an' practical jokes to play on folk, and he could juggle 'til yer brain got all twisty like. Then one day when yer ol' uncle, uh, uncle, uh, awe heck when yer uncle Uncle was scarin' up some food the authorities come a askin' 'bout ol' Fester. Twas a good thing Fester had hooked up with the circus that summer or he'd problee never'n been seen nor hear'd from ag'in. That ol' Fester, if'n he were one thing, he were one smart bear, and fast! He were like a four by four by four. No, that Octobear what they got cooped up over to the zoo, that ain't yer uncle's Fester the Octobear. Shhheeeeooooot Far, why he don't even drink the beers. Maybe it's on account that them thar zook-eepers don't ever let him have none. No, that ain't ol' Fester. That OctoBear is just sad. Poor other Fester the other OctoBear. Fester the Octobear were a friend o' mine. Matter o' fact I performed with ol' Fester. Fester were a happy OctoBear. That ain't no Fester. -_- The preceding is a reprinting of the original story of Fester the OcktoBear. Everyone will remember where they were the first time they laid eyes on o'l Fester the OktoBear. Everyone is sure to remember you if you're the one wearing the Fester the OktoBear T-shirt at Oktoberfest. Fester Tees come in both "C" and "K" models for folks who spell October Oktober and also for folks who spell Oktober October. This one is a "K" model. All Fester cares about is that you spell his name right. Or something. I've included on this T-shirt two (2) Checkered Flag Border images to illustrate just how much area you have to work or play with to customize your Fester Tee. These two Checkered Flag images can be kept in your final design or one or both can be deleted. Fester would appreciate if you didn't delete him, Thank you. I'll see you at Oktober fest. LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL Copyright (C) 2010, 2011 Marti J. Hughes; All rights reserved.
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