Laminated Placemat
Ferndockle, the Forest Fern was discovered hiding behind a short wall, very close to the community BBQ grill. (Yes, the one that nobody ever cleans, but everyone is supposed to). Grimace! What's up Ferndockle? Were you the last chef to use the grill? We see your colorful yellow apron with the fern logo, and you're busted! So, man up, and go inside and serve up the meal we know you're capable of cooking. We're waiting, Ferndockle! By the way, we know you were trying to learn the art of outdoor cooking, but you shine in the luxury kitchen we've prepared for you. Forget grilling until you learn how to clean up after yourself! Oh, and make sure your table is properly appointed. So, if you can't absorb the fiction described above, create your own text!
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