Funny Zombie Not a Zombie Green Coffee Mug
- from our Affiliates
Everywhere you go, people tell you, "You look like a zombie." And that's bad because if the undead actually take over the planet, you'll be mistaken for one of them. But not if you're displaying this life-saving design. It explains the truth to any would-be zombie hunters: I'm Not a Zombie. I Just have a Speech Impediment, a Skin Condition and a Bad Leg. The text is mottled green, like zombie flesh. It's funny for Halloween or all year. Be prepared when the outbreak happens. See the design on more products under "Halloween" in our store.