I Don't Exist, Santa Claus T-Shirt
- from our Affiliates
Santa Claus is wondering why you're waiting at the window for him to put toys under your tree? He's curious why you dragged that filthy tree in the house, then hung balls from it? But, he's mostly concerned that you're hanging your ugly socks out in hopes that he'll put trinkets inside. He hopes you know that makes you look crazy.