I have a close, personal relationship with reality bumper sticker
- from our Affiliates
The background color can be changed. Go to Customize It > Edit > Background to pick any color. The idea of this bumper sticker is a satirical look at 'having a close, personal relationship' with Jesus. The trouble with this is that isn't not always requited-- and there's no way to know for sure. So, you might as well start out with reality. No one gets hurt this way. Besides, getting your heart broken by Jesus is rough. The text says "I have a close, personal relationship with reality." in a sea foam green.
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