I'd Wish You A Merry Xmas Holiday Card
- from our Affiliates
The good intentions were there, but then the realisation that you don't actually like the person, and would rather waste breath on someone else, kinda scuppered your well-wishing mission. The best thing about this card is that they'll assume you're joking! I'd wish you a merry xmas... But I actually don't like you any more.