Eat dirt drink coffee sleep never mouse pad
- from our Affiliates
This funny, minimalist modern mousepad has the words EAT (dirt) DRINK (coffee) SLEEP (never) in fancy, cheerful white fonts creating a lovely spiral on a dark chocolate (or earth) brown background. It is a great gift for an archaeologist, a palaeontologist, a construction worker, a gardener, a geologist, or any other profession where dirt is a prominent feature, sleeping is optional, and caffeine is a divine gift. Give it to your friends to show how sympathetic you are to their job problems... or use it to make them feel sympatethic about yours ;)