Illuminati Shot Glass
- from our Affiliates
Ah, the Illuminati. Depending on which conspiracy you subscribe to, this clever, shadowy and downright spooky cabal runs everything on Earth, and possibly outer space. So instead of fearing our mysterious overlords, maybe we should just raise a toast to them, instead. Since they run commerce, banking, communication, politics, religion and education, there's not much left to do but get hammered, and concoct even scarier conspiracies.